BETTER PRISONER Magazine

[MrWhite 1001]

As some of you guys allready know, we came up with an idea about an ingame magazin and streamed it yesterday. The hardest part on this is to think about funny and real cool headlines on the main site.

Thats why i want to ask you guys about funny head- and sublines.  The best ones get on the Main site of the magazin and the user with the best idea (Headline 1) will be user of the month on the magazine as well.

So have fun guys think about it - we will do it every patch (next patch, next magazine).

(Example Headline: AXE Animation working in 2015?)

 

[kimse 42]

headline: Spot's a enemy heat signatur. 

subline: Appears to be a rabbit. 

 

 

did that to many times lol

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[Eichi 4505]

Goopy the Landfish - Evolution taken to a new level!

Axe Swing Animations - Will they work in 2040?

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[Tobias Solem 559]

Headline: Are you a male prisoner looking for female companionship? 

Subline: Our best locations for dating other men while we're trying to find a female model for Exile.

 

[Eichi 4505]

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[READTHESCROLL 203]

Headline#1- Special Edition! The Art of "Keistering"

Subline - Pro Tips From Repeat Offenders!

Headline- First Time in Prison?

Subline- How to Survive Your First Day as a Fresh Fish

Headline- Reign of Violence - The Struggle for Altis

Subline- Exclusive Look Inside Altis' Toughest Gangs

 

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[KillingRe 55]

1#Headline: HOW TO GIVE YOUR ENEMY EXTRA LEAD - THESE 3 DELICIOUS WAYS
1#Subline : Now in Cherry, Chocolate and Peppermint! Taking out the Trash never tasted better!

3#Headline: HOW TO TAKE OUT STAINS USE "EXILE CLEANER"
3#Subline: Far be it crotch stains in your jumpsuit from running to blood stains on the wall with just a little EXILE CLEANER can make it all go away!

 

lol having fun just thinking of some >< 

 

Headline:  NEW RELEASE Inmate XM8 Dating app

Subline : Can you find Mr Right!?!

Edited November 20, 2015 by KillingRe
for fun

[MrWhite 1001]

First Magazine is full with Head- & Sublines

THX!

 

[MrEnzO 43]

Was a little bored. 

Edited November 27, 2015 by MrEnzO